• severus snape: james potter's cruelty and humiliation really scarred me for life lmfao what are you doing neville you useless piece of 11 year old shit everyone lets laugh at neville OHHH OHHH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS 11 YEAR OLD NEGLECTED PARENTLESS NERD HARRY HE THINKS HES SO GREAT AND HE JUST RUINED THE THIRD POTION HES EVER MADE LMFAO WOW james potter was so cruel he was the devil

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oliver wood is such an underrated character in harry potter he’s so funny man all he cares about is quidditch he literally sobs everytime they win and would rather have dementors get harry than lose a match his dialogue is so amusing i love u oliver wood

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kismaayo:

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No family, 16 in the middle of Miami

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cornflakepizza:

heckyeahbatfam:

bruce wayne’s google search history though

"how to raise multiple wayward sons"

"how to scrape burnt waffles from waffle iron"

"protect daughter from male advances"

"how to work in colors other than black and very dark grey"

"what is coachella and why does stephanie want to go"

"adult son is too loud"

yahoo!answers: “adult son has separation anxiety, starts gang wars whenever we are temporarily apart please help??? 10PTS BEST ANSWER***”

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accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

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OH MY FUCKIN GOD