chessys:

stop leaking female celebrities nudes and start leaking the sims 4

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disney-musical-lover-8948:

Six complaints to the BBC about last Saturday’s same-sex kiss on Doctor Who.

Over eight hundred complaints about the Great British Bake Off’s baked Alaska scandal.

I love this country.

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  • me: mom... dad... im g-
  • parents: gay?
  • me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions
smurflewis:

colouredsounds97:

J.K Rowling added this to the series.

THANKS SATAN

normal-life-or-doctor-life:

So because Lily is a muggleborn she would’ve seen all the classic Disney movies. And James’ patronus is a stag, what if her nickname for Harry as a baby was Bambi?

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missmollypond:

GUYS GUYS GUYS

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY WAS LITERALLY WRITTEN BY A FEMALE ROCKET SCIENTIST

SHE’S THE FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WRITE A MARVEL MOVIE

WHY IS THIS NOT GETTING TALKED ABOUT

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Me as a Parent
  • Child: Hey dad could you please sing a lullaby?
  • Me: *clears throat* cOMIN OUT OF MY CAGE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL