Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day
amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

witneyhouston:

me: hi, can i have a large—

starbucks employee: you mean a venti?

me: can we not do this 

(via betterthanmyfirsturl)

crayonster:

timeturner:

bex-chan:

you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it

The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.

(via itwasalwaysjamesforlily)

yesbreathingisnice:

he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy